One is not amused.........

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

Author's Note

acute angina = heart condition

Reviews

[wordman]

a lovely little dittle about the king and queen
but i must say it made me kinda green,you know with envy

[Gee]

Thanks WM,one of my daughter poems

[Gee]

DAFTER........

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Lol! I love that! Thank you for the giggle. Bears the suicide poetry any day!

[Gee]

Ah ha,that's next !! thanld

[Gee]

THANKS......

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Oops, I meant to say beats not bears but it seems you knew what I meant. :)
You're welcome!

[fattycbreezy52]

A hilarious treat after decades.Thankyou Boss;)

[Gee]

Thank you kindly m'dear

[jacob erin-cilberto]

you tell quite the story...i feel like i was at a bar, overhearing this....and chuckling, especially at the last few lines....

[Gee]

Cheers Jacob

[ANTO]

Brilliant Gee ...bounces along very nicely mate lol
... I can see Phil doing that - especially if the doc has ethnic origins lol

[Gee]

Lol,good old un pc Phil.Cheers mate

[Woody]

hahahahahahahahaha I definitely like the jokester best. you are a man after my own heart.
super funny.

[Gee]

Thanks again Woody,glad you liked.Cheers

[Alisa Js]

This is Hilarious!

Thank you for stopping by and for your comments on my work.

Aloha,

Alisa💫

[Gee]

And I thank you too.Take care

[AaronFreitas]

Funny write my friend.. awesome creativity :)

[Gee]

Thanks Aaron

[Jamestown]

Funny stuff my friend!
well written and executed,
completely enjoyed reading this,
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[Gee]

Cheers JT,take care

[sereenaoutloud]

LMAO...this is too funny. I am in awe at your ability to write such humor and still maintain such brilliant writing. So many who try humor loose their skilled pen to make the laugh but you never do. Every write is flawlessly written!!
Love it

[Gee]

Thanks Sereena you are always so kind,you'll have me blushing!!!

[sereenaoutloud]

lol GeeGee Blushblush ..lol