Mini Hops

Used to party a bunch

Do you feel your heart pounding?
Its following the tempo of the beat
Mini hops, sweaty bras, hands in the air

What are you pointing at? Wait don’t point that’s rude
Repeat what you said to me real quick,
What? Whaatt?
Hey, don’t get mad at me because I can’t hear what you said
With the amount of nights we’ve spent like this
Rest assure you’ll get deja vu to these memories
when I’m 80 and forgot my hearing aid at Dennys

You know what f*ck you,
I’m gonna see if I can squeeze next to
pretty brown eyes with a sniffle

Mini hops, sweaty bra, hands in the air
What’s cookin good lookin?
By the look in your eyes I can tell you don’t
prefer Pepsi
You’re not a sunny California kinda high
more like New York where it’s snows kinda guy
My legs could collapse, my calves want me to stop
but sweaty bra, hands in the air, mini hops
More mini hops, be sure to always mini hop

I LOVE THIS SONG
DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG?
I’VE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE

Who’s that?
Is that your friend?
Oh his name is Richard?
Do you guys call him D-

Mini hops, sweaty bra, hands in the air
Ohh, so earlier you were pointing at that dick!
Yeah Dick, I just saw him with his friend
Wait- are you about to start crying?
Did Dick’s dick derail the divinity of your life?
Does Dick’s dick dictate you? Define you in any way?
Then stop crying and forget that dick,
because we’re too busy doing
mini hops with sweaty bras and our
hands in the air