Rantings I

just ranting and raving

 

Rantings

now I'm hoping not to offend anyone

but this has been a really bad day,

and I'm fixin to climb up the a*s of someone

don't really care if you wanna hear what I say

my old dog crapped in the hallway

looked at me and gave me this smile,

she said I'm gonna do this all day

leaving you pile upon pile

the mechanic said my vehicle was broken

to fix it will cost you more than its worth,

he smiled so I thought I might smoke him

pound his a*s down to the earth

my girlfriend said I was crazy

I wanted more than she had,

from that point my mind went kinda hazy

a 12 pack of Pabst and I'm mad

Now I'm trying to explain my bad humor

understand why I talk like a fool,

feels like I have a brain tumor

crap, I almost fell off this stool

tomorrow I'll have a need for a head shrink

I probably won't remember a thing,

but right now give me more hard booze to drink

some for you too cause I'm gonna sing

well this is my work of wild whining

I need me someone to blame,

I've been kicked to the curb to drunk for dinning,

I was a good guy, I'll stay the same.

 

Gomer LePoet...

Author's Note

just ranting

Reviews

[Dupree]

Wow, talk about a crappy day. And every one needs to rant, I do it all the time. Usually in my blog. But anyway back to the point this isn't half bad. No offense meant but your bad day turned into something rather humorous. I'm not laughing at you though, I promise. I wouldn't do that to anyone.

[The Analog Kid]

GLP...Funny. You threw in PBR! Some days we have just had enough! Decent flow for a rant...

[Ruth]

Ranting is good! lol
Know that feeling!
To have a poetic rant is the best lmao
Hugs xx

[Desert Dreamer]

Your rants are poetic, and it does seem as if the bad days never end, at least for me. When times seem bad, I get out my pen and write, which is a lot these days...

[SamBug]

This was cute. lol. Great job.

[deeps]

LOL! I think this is way to cute really! Rant away my friend. I enjoyed this one alot. ALOT ALOT!!!!! Amazing!