Despicable Me

a little diddy based on the new animated movie

 

Despicable Me

I hate cats, I hate dogs

I try stepping on old bull frogs

I am rotten, can't you see

I refer to myself as despicable me

can't stand laughing, can't stand noise

hate little girls and hate little boys

crippled old woman drive me crazy

I call myself despicable me

if you're happy, it makes me mad

like making you cry, like makin you sad

yes people think that I'm honry

I'm proud of myself, despicable me

get on your roof, I'll steal your ladder

try losing weight, I'll say you look fatter

the only thing that makes me happy

is seeing the reflection of despicable me

hate the beach, hate the sand

try building a castle, I'll step on you hand

blast my music till half past 3

my neighbors cuss at despicable me

Gomer LePoet...

Reviews

[Ruth]

lol love:) You have a good heart and sense of humour!
xx

[Cherrie]

lol that is to funny :)

[Raven Wilson]

This put a smile on my face :)

[?]

So funny
Thanks for the smile this morning
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Desert Dreamer]

Hilarious! Some people are so full of hate and negativity, and it is contagious. I try to stay away frome those kinds of people.

[Color Me Gone]

I'm glad I dont live next door to you!

[Coyote Poetry]

I have a neighbor like this one in your poem. I saved her dog and now she wants to be my friend. I like it better when she would stare at me with evil eyes. A outstanding poem. You made me smile this morning. Thank you.
Coyote