Who Gives a S**t

Who Gives a S**t

A Poem by Gomer LePoet

 

Who gives a s**t


so I wrote another winer, boo hoo you twit

think anyone cares, just who gives a s**t

I am just a grain, of sand in the wind

my pain is nothing and the horned one just grinned


yeah so now I'm bitter, my attitude sucks

I'd kick your a*s, for a lousy 5 bucks

its only a flesh wound I've certainly had wurse

I'm a wineing weenie, I'll hit you with my purse


got pains in my arms, and I'm a pain in the a*s,

had Taco Bell for dinner, and now I got gas

my stomach is rumbling, think I'm sick just a bit

why don't you tell me now, just who gives a s**t


the Dow is down, my pressure is high

cholesterol is big, can't eat no sweet pie

I'm a no good a*s, full of vinegar and spit

do you really think, anyone gives a royal s**t


at least they finally plugged, the leaking of oil

that's what they claim, sing for me Susan Boyle

the problem with peaches, in the middle is a pit

if I choked on one now, just who would give a s**t


yes I've had me some wine, and I'm a pathetic dude

my mouth can get foul, yes I can be crude

wonder what it would be like, to be Brad Pitt

I guess one is enough, like who gives a s**t


tomorrow is Monday, so glad I don't work

in customer service or a grocery clerk

listen to b*****s about the service they get

c'mon now, you think I give a s**t

 

I could probably rant, for more than their's time

the jaws flapping on, my hands covered in grime

this year's British Open, no Americans seemed fit

it's all over now, and really no one gives a s**t...



Gomer Lepoet...

© 2010 Gomer LePoet


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Posted 15 Years Ago


A picture of apathy for a pissed off narrator. I hear you. It is raining, Monday and I just got stung by a wasp while sleeping in bed (twice). Now awake and still salty as hell...lol!

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Gomer LePoet
Gomer LePoet

Tampa, FL



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I am a former IT Manager/Consultant working for many Fortune 500 companies, mainly in the Banking, Telecommunications industry. I am also a part time musician, playing guitars and keyboards and writ.. more..