Baby I Tried

A Country Rap Song

 

Baby I Tried

I'm tongue tied, mortified,

everything but sis-i-fied

like my eggs fried,

steaks country fried,

on my knees wont hurt my pride

it's quite a shame, I'll take the blame

you can even take my name in vain

if it's what you claim,

guess Im insane,

maybe I'll jump in front of a train

all I can say is baby I tried

yes and I know baby we both cried

what can I do, to make it up to you,

sing a country song that's really blue

drink Elmer's glue, watch Kung-Fu

I'll even put broken glass in my shoe

such a fool, thought I was cool,

now I sit alone and drool

you won the duel,

took me to school,

cried enough tears to fill a pool

 

I'm such a sap, so full of crap,

now I'm doing this country rap

a little toe tap, a hand-clap

I'm here waitin for that face slap

 

all I can say is baby I tried

yes and I know baby we both cried

Reviews

[Tony]

Hey Man, Is this some sly rip on country music?
It's pretty good.
With poems like this, I try to manifest the subject. When I did so with this poor sap, I was forced to shrink away in disgust.....
Nice work, Gomer.

[Ruth]

Gotta hear this too hon! lol Go on, you know you wanna lol
Great piece!
Hugs
xx

[?]

This is cute, funny.
Love that title, sounds like a true country song for sure.

We have all tried a time or two

You know what they say, if at first you dont suceed, try, try again
lol

[Jeff]

This is really good. It's very funny. We need more of these around here somedays.