Rat Farts

just being silly

 

Rat Farts

Once again me and my baby have split

now I'm all alone and feeling like doodoo

Im bettin' for sure you thought I'd say s**t

can't talk like that when I'm wearin' my tutu

the Doobies in the background rockin' it out

smoked one myself now at least I am writing

stuffing my face with my homemade sour Kraut

next on my jukebox is a song by 5 for fighting

I usually can find a good way to screw up

too often my mouth gets in the way of my brain

I once stood in front of the Asylum with a cup

trying to convince everyone that I was insane

one more hit should make the trip complete

crap, now I spilled a bowl of chili on my shorts

sitting here staring at the warts on my feet

another trip to the doc what can I say but Rat Farts

Gomer and Morpheus

Reviews

[The Analog Kid]

Funny and sad amusing write again GLP:)

[Dupree]

I have to say your poetry has always caused me to smile

[?]

This is a really cute poem, made me crack a smile
Im sure your baby is not feeling too cool right now either.

You know what they say: All good things must come to an end. Oh Rat Farts