The Doctor Will See You Now

relief from anxiety

 

The Doctor Will See You Now

holy cow and praise the Lord

things have changed and I got lucky

someone pulled on my ripcord

now my day won't be so sucky

I just got a message from the nurse

she said she heard my crying plea

be sure to bring your wallet or purse

cause this is really gonna cost you see

everyone knows that you're a whiner

phobia should be your middle name

from Oregon to South Carolina

always looking for someone to blame

I can hear the banjos picking in my head

blowing tones from an old brown jug

forgot to take my meds I said

my pulse is quick I've caught a bug

we all know that you are really sick

but it's not a cold, cough or even the flu

you could make an appointment with just a click

you just want attention paid to you

but the doctor split left me here alone

to deal with things and I don't know how

shut you face and get off the phone

the love Doctor will see you now

Gomer LePoet...

Reviews

[Tina Kline]

Nice humor in this, going to the doctor isn't always such a positive thing especially when they decide you are faking your problem to get attention or they just dismiss your problem. If you've the big bucks or a "VIP" you'll get what ever you want from the doctors! Nicely done!

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LOL
You are on a role, very nice, cute, funny
Nice rhyming

lol
The Love Doctor will see you now
You got the number to that doctor, I need to make an appointment
Have a good one Gomer and Happy Thanksgiving
gobble gobble
Love this one

[deeps]

LOL, This is wonderful I enjoyed this one alot. Very creative and so well written. Nice flow and rhyme scheme.