They Call Me Jelly

stuffin more than the turkey

 

They Call Me Jelly

well the feast hasn't even started yet

and already my gut hurts bad

should have never taken that bet

50 hot dogs is a lot for a lad

I stuff my face on a regular basis

a dozen eggs and a slab of bacon

people stare can't believe their faces

how many donuts have I now taken

got me one of those empty legs

I can stuff a lot inside my belly

guess I might be just a little fat

I suppose that's why folks call me Jelly

but tomorrow's the day when I'll put it away

taters and pies and turkey and peas

I'll stuff my face all damn day

hey that's my roll excuse me please

yes I bounce when I jog to the next turkey leg

get out of my way or I'll run you over

save me some dessert I plea and I beg

after this pie a whole box of Russel Stover

yeah I'm fat but I really don't care

kind of sleepy now guess I'll sit and watch some telly

an apple pie or maybe even a pair

guess that's why they call me Jelly

Gomer LePoet...

Reviews

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LOL
Thats soooooo cute, flows so nice
Had me smiling and laughing
Sounds so chipper
Thanks for the smile