Poop Deck

stormy weather ahead

 

Poop Deck

I got rubbery legs and a pain in the neck

sick to my stomach down on the poop deck

I'm rockin and rollin but there isn't a beat

trying so hard to just stay on my feat

the waves or crashing high on the bow

my belly is groaning I sound like a cow

I bounce off the walls first left and then right

been doing the same thing all frigin night

vomit bags are stuck to the walls

in the circles and in the halls

some folks are funny they're faces all green

beware of projectiles potatoes and bean

but I'll do it again I'll do it once more

if only I could open this GD door

put my head in the toilet give it a flush

boy that tastes bad where is my tooth brush

yes the seas were high but I was out flat

couldn't sign on couldn't even chat

what's that on the floor aw man what the heck

now I know why they call it the poop deck

Gomer LePoet...

Reviews

[ettorney]

Gomer,

If ever there was a reason NOT to go cruising that would be it. poop deck. lol

But since I can't resist, a poop deck got its name from it's location. The stern of the ship Le Poupe is the ceiling above the poop cabin hence it is the deck when you are standing at the back of the ship directly above the poop cabin. It's a French term which was derived from a latin term.

Come to think of it, maybe that's why we call it a poop. It comes from the stern afterall! haha

Nice write.

[Jeff]

Very creative.

[?]

LOL ewwwwwwwwwwwww
I hope you didnt spend your cruise like that.
So cute and funny

[cfix]

LOL, this is so cute and so well writte. You're so creative with words.
I enjoyed this, I needed the laugh today.