Throw me a Bone

Mirror Mirror

Throw me a bone

I sit and wait for some positive attention

but usually I'm so filled up with apprehension

like a long-tailed cat in room full of rocking chairs

the words that come are negative in nature

slapping my face with this nomenclature

I get more respect from a den full of grizzly bears

I look in the mirror and scratch my head

why so many wrinkles and my eyes all red

no wonder no one wants to throw me a kiss

tighten my belt squeeze in that roll of fat

pull the skin on my face way back like that

can't hold it any longer now I got to piss

 

another part of the body that's gone sour

well this hourglass is way past the hour

need to do more calisthenics I suppose

squeeze those butt cheeks just a little tighter

do some training just like a prize fighter

it's either that or start wearing support hose

maybe I could start taking lessons in dance

probably need to get me some bigger pants

nothing wrong with my body just needs some tone

but with a face like this what can you do

plastic surgery or s**t load of glue

guess Im a dog someone please throw me a bone

Gomer LePoet...

Reviews

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Good to see your back to your cute and funny stuff.
I gotta get back on my workout routine too.
Oh yeah, did you catch the bone I threw? lol