Out Behind the Barn

gettin some edumacation

Out Behind the Barn

me and Jimmy Dickens

were in the barnyard feeding chickens

we were both 11 about that time

when up the road came Susie Kasper

with her cousins Ted and Jasper

a couple of teens headed for a life of crime

they signaled out to us

I could hear Teddy cuss

they walked up and whipped out a couple of butts

they said here take a puff

if you like this I got better stuff

so I did just like a dumb old klutz

I coughed and I wheezed

I farted and then I sneezed

my eyes were leaking like a sieve

Jimmy was smarter I guess

but he too finally said yes

took a hit and felt the burn of a shiv

we both puked as they laughed

it was their very special craft

they always managed to make you look like a fool

but they patted us on the backs

said boys now just relax

you won't learn a lesson like this in no school

then Susie gave me a big wet kiss

wow sure wasn't expecting this

I was in a trance until I heard this horn

it was my mom back from the store

she yelled someone help me with this door

but I was busy gettin educated out behind the barn

Gomer LePoet....

Reviews

[Alicia Schroeder]

Lmao!! This got me laughing.. Ah the things you do when your young.. Great write

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Thank you so much for this laugh........you rock!

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I coughed and I wheezed
I farted and then I sneezed

it was (there) (their) very special craft

That's so cute/funny
thumbs up on another one well done.

Oh you must be in a good mood, your writing good.
Enjoyed it Gomer

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My goodness this is so cute,
A really enjoyable read.