who's been sitting in my chair?

uh oh caught with yer pants down

who's been sitting in my chair

come home after a hard day's work

all tired and beat

got aches in my body from my head

down to my feet

thinking about my lovely girlfriend

she's always so sweet

I asked her if she would fix me

something good to eat

but she gave me this funny look

said boy I'm not your maid

as she poured for herself

a large glass of lemonade

I did a double take

feeling the love start to fade

she said I felt sorry for you

was the only reason I stayed

I looked at her in disbelief

she said I no longer care

something looked funny

hey who's hat is that over there

I was getting steamy now

felt my nostrils begin to flare

so I asked her the question

who's been sitting in my chair

her mouth dropped wide open

with this look of fear

she said why what on earth

do you mean my dear

I think that maybe

you've had one to many a beer

there has been no one

I mean nobody except you here

I said I might look dumb

but believe me I'm not

and if I'm not mistaken

I think that's the smell of pot

you've been getting high and sexin

with your buddy Scott

you've traded your comfy bed

for an old army cot

I mean I'm easy going

and I'm willing to share

but there is a limit

and I'm no square

I'll give you a meal

and some clothes to wear

but absolutely no one

sits in my chair

Gomer LePoet....

Reviews

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rut ro, thats cute, nice rhyming and flow.
Well I hope this isnt true, and your just being your usual self, funny, goofy.
If so I loved it, even cracked a smile.
Enjoyed the read Gomer

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said boy I'm not your maid
as she poured for herself
a large glass of lemonade

LOL, That is too comical,
You need to be on stand up comedy tour,
You are too good and ever so poetic.