Idiot Man Goes to Washington

Idiot Man Goes to Washington

A Poem by Gomer LePoet
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Another adventure chapter of Idiot Man

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Idiot Man goes to Washington


well I need to come up with a brand new plan

I'm sure there are many more lives I can screw

gosh I bet you I can be a congressman

I mean after all I have no clue


yeah I'll strut my strut and pretend to be concerned

act like I have the people's best interest at heart

I'll argue with the others like they have learned

instead of doing right I'll pick my nose and fart


so round and around and around it goes

every four years the people try making a change

replacing the current Heckle and Jeckle crows

with new wiener shakers just as strange


so after four years of wasting everyone's time

what should I think up next

I mean after all I am Idiot Man

maybe send a picture of my butt with text

David Nelson ....

© 2011 Gomer LePoet


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Oh David, I just fell out of my chair laughing. A good one!

Posted 14 Years Ago


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Well David,
Thank you for the laugh this morning, you and I both know I needed that.
I think you hit the congressman perfect here. lol
haha pick my nose and fart. Gosh you do have a great sense of humor.
Loved this from start to finish.
Awesome

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Gomer LePoet
Gomer LePoet

Tampa, FL



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I am a former IT Manager/Consultant working for many Fortune 500 companies, mainly in the Banking, Telecommunications industry. I am also a part time musician, playing guitars and keyboards and writ.. more..