Big Balls

let the imagination run

Big Balls

AC/DC sang about these items of bounce

shooting them through baskets weaved

game winning corner kicks keeper couldn't pounce

stories of bravery not all believed

soldiers on the front and city cops too

firefighters saving lives and endangering their own

the size of the owner means little it's true

in the side pocket pressure of feeling alone

heroes and villains alike need at least one

95 mph fast one you try to hit with a stick

even sea lions and seals use them for fun

it makes me laugh to see them do a trick

admitting you were wrong can take a large pair

painful thought to see how far you can kick instead

through the distant goal posts of life if you dare

served with sauce and pasta and slice of garlic bread

you can club them with a driver if you like

or seek your destiny looking thru crystal deep inside

but guys hate when they slip while riding a bike

by showing yours you won't lose your pride

Gomer LePoet....

Reviews

[deeps]

LMBO!!!
This is so lively and well written.
I enjoyed this piece.

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

humorous and educational, well done David :)

[Cherrie]

humor and a lesson,love it

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hmmmm the title made me think of that song, Big Balls in cow town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ooBTJbLkQ
I hope you cracked a smile there. Yes I agree it takes a large pair for to admit they are wrong. If I wasnt a woman I would swear I might have had a pair a few times. lol There thats smile again I hope.
Nicely written David :)