Have you Ever?

a play on words

Have you ever?

Have you ever seen a horse fly

or a jumbo shrimp walking by

a pork chop or a match box sire

or your meat loaf on an open fire

do vegetarians eat animal crackers

and what is packed by the Green Bay Packers

and after sex do you usually smoke

or maybe the urge to suck on a slow-poke

have you ever seen a strawberry shake

or a cat fish for heavens sake

how about watching bacon strip

and salad dressing is quite hip

have you ever hit a guy with glasses

or run a deep pattern for hallway passes

tasted anyone who is really rich

try to catch a fast sales pitch

farted in church and had to sit in the pew

forgot to duck when the s**t flew

stand on the toilet to get high on pot

said you feel great after taking a shot

seen a man with four balls walk to first base

tried to wipe a smirk off of your face

watch two silk worms race and end in a tie

stop a bus to let jack off simple as pie

Gomer LePoet....

Reviews

[Sparrow]

Lol. I had to grin during this one. Great word plays.

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hmmmmmm yes I have seen a few of those. lol
Although I have never ever farted in church, and just how does bacon strip?, and Salad dressing does usually end up on my hips for sure. lol I have seen horse flies but have never ever seen a jumbo shrimp walking.
This is such a cute and fun poem, nice play on words David