Nursree-Rhymed-RapA Poem by Gomer LePoetOur Fav bedtime storiesNursree-Rhymed-Rap
you got yer Jack be nimble you got yer Jack be quick you got yer Jack jumpin over a candle stick he jumped so high he almost touched the sky you see he burnt his nads and it made him cry
you got yer 3 little pigs you got yer Goldilocks you got yer big bad wolf dumber than a fox he huffed and puffed and took a big hit and they all joined hands they were smokin some s**t
you got yer Little Red you got yer 3 brown bears sippin on soup and sittin in chairs Red danced on the table yeah she danced really good the bears gave her money to see what was under the hood
you got yer Jack and Jill you got yer buckle my shoe climbin that hill what they gonna do Jack played pattycake according to rumours trying to get inside of little Jill's bloomers
you got yer Little Miss Muffet you got yer itsy bitsy spider he made a big mistake sitting down beside her inside her purse she kept a can of Raid she drenched his arse and now he's daid
you got yer hey diddle diddle you got yer dish and spoon you got yer old spotted cow jumpin over the moon there's Humpty Dumpty and the fiddling cat the little dog laughed to see Jack Sprat splat
you got yer round the rosey you got yer ba black sheep pullin the wool over yer eyes as you sleep diddle diddle dumplin so what is my point whoever wrote these riddles musta been smokin a joint
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3 Reviews Added on August 29, 2011 Last Updated on August 29, 2011 AuthorGomer LePoetTampa, FLAboutI am a former IT Manager/Consultant working for many Fortune 500 companies, mainly in the Banking, Telecommunications industry. I am also a part time musician, playing guitars and keyboards and writ.. more.. |

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