Just Blowin Smoke

story telling

Just Blowin Smoke

professor of nostalgia

demander of what's right

I can do in just a while

while others take all night

smarter and stronger than most

do you think this is a joke

am I being serious

or am I just blowin smoke

I can do a mile

in 3:45 flat

I am over 200 pounds

but I sure as hell ain't fat

I'll roll us up a fatty

and offer you a toke

then we can do a power hit

and keep on blowin smoke

my father was a hard-nosed cop

my mom a ballet dancer

he came home late one night

and caught this guy trying to pants her

he kicked his a*s back and forth

and his jaw he severely broke

the dude said it doesn't hurt at all

he most surely was blowin smoke

I used to be a singer

in a rock and roller band

I could play a hot guitar

until I broke my hand

I dropped hot ash in my crotch

while trying to give this lass a poke

the wrist could not support my fall

now you know I'm blowin smoke

Gomer LePoet ....

Reviews

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uh hmmmmmmmmm I think your just blowin smoke. lol
Another fun read, I can always count on you to bring a smile to my face.