If You Don't Know Me by Now

Hell I don't even know me, I just like the song. LOL

If you don't know me by now

I am gregarious

I am a loner

sometimes hilarious

other times a moaner

sharp as a tack

dull as a dark cloud

sitting quietly in a corner

other times I'm too loud

I'll lay heaps of praise

I'll call you out

wanna know what's on my mind

I'll leave no doubt

I'll give you kisses

call you an a*s

never been confused as one

with too much class

I'm a hard worker

and a lazy bum

I can be your lover

I can be your chum

don't like being played

but crazy about games

don't like loudmouths

love sexy dames

have fancy suits

and cheapo shorts

like tasty booze

but no toots or snorts

oh I will take a hit

off a Columbian joint

get high into a trance

and laugh and point

yes I am this

and I am that

if you need a friend

I'll be more than that

just treat me right

don't pull my chain

then I'll be there

again and again

Gomer LePoet .... 1/11/12

Author's Note

Reviews

[emmajoy]

Smiling at your words, strung and formatted both precisely and wittily, and a fine song covered a few over the years!

[?]

This is exactly how I would describe you...haha...love it
It's a grand ole fun piece and so are you.
Awesome

[Gomer LePoet]

Yes Red did do a version, but I prefer the original by Harold and the Bluenotes

[Kim's Poems]

Simply red has done this song as well,
I like it as well.
I love this song.