The Monkey's Uncle

drop a coin into the cup

The Monkey's Uncle

I'm french fried

freeze dried

pour tabasco on top

if you think I lied

if I look your way

I will go astray

pat the monkey's head

every night and day

you drive me mad

with your beautiful smile

for one of your kisses

I would walk a mile

sometimes sassy

with a sharp wit

work the fancy words

rub your hands with spit

a pound of clay

a box of sand

I can spank that monkey

with either hand

hair of gold

hot and cold

motorcycle mama

but it's been sold

likes to dance

when given a chance

has a frequent fire

inside her pants

keeps my head

in constant flux

spinning in circles

that sure sucks

it's my own fault

I'm a carbuncle

stay where you belong

I'm the Monkey's uncle

Gomer LePoet ....

Reviews

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This was a cute..fun read Gomer. Love that you can spank that monkey with either hand...lol
Tell me something, All that you would walk is 1 mile, for such a kiss from someone beautiful? hehe
Nice flow and rhyming...fun read..as usual Gomer

[Kim's Poems]

LOL this is cute as well as lovely. Awesome write Gomer.