Heinie Manush Rag

a bonus for this beautiful day

Heinie Manush Rag

playing the Heinie Manush rag

your piano's out of tune you douchebag

the rhythm is all wrong

the chorus too long

it's like listening to my grumpy wife nag

dancing is not your thing either

watching you is like inhaling ether

you have two left feet

you can't stay on beat

I'd rather watch leave it to Beaver

please don't make me hear you sing

you make my ears burn and sting

I don't wanna sound bitchy

but you're constantly pitchy

maybe you should give monkhood a fling

Gomer LePoet ....

Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

I was told this my many. Singing wasn't my skill. I can clear a building with my song. I like this poem a lot.
"the rhythm is all wrong
the chorus too long
it's like listening to my grumpy wife nag"
Thank you for the outstanding poem.
Coyote

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Well ok then, I wont sing for you any more...lol
Of course I had to google Heinie Manush Rag...hmmm, ok
This is got some kind of peppy tune to it, rhyming and rythm and flow is awesome
haha, I haven't heard the word douchebag in years....haha