Get Louie

a spoof and revenge on a bully

Get Louie

Louie is a bad guy

he's the scum of the earth

he's been causing trouble

since the day of his birth

nobody likes him

not even his mom

shoot him stab him

blow him up with a bomb

get Louie

he's a rotten cheat

and a dirty liar

when he was a kid

he liked setting kittens on fire

he'd trip you on the steps

thought he was funny

and when you weren't looking

he'd steal your lunch money

get Louie

his day will come

someone will do him in

a left to the gut

and a right to the chin

shoot at his feet

and make him dance

roll him in mud

and pull down his pants

get Louie

well the day has come

he finally met his match

they found him in the dirt

down by the strawberry patch

he was hog-tied naked

and gagged with a rag

and stuffed up his butt

was an American flag

we got Louie

Gomer LePoet ....

Reviews

[† Allybear!!! &d..]

Wow xD This is a funny story :)

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Oh my goodness, Im rolling in the floor here. haha
I have only had 1 encounter with a bully in school (yrs ago) Let's just say that was the last time they bullied me or anyone else for that matter. (Enough said)
Great fun and as Coyote says, entertaining piece Gomer.
Now to get up off this floor, hehe

[Coyote Poetry]

Sometime revenge can be sweet. I like the story of revenge of Louie. Poor Louie would have a bad day with the action of this poem to occur. Thank you for the entertaining poem.
Coyote