Kid Tested, Mother Disapproved

I’m sorry mommy!

I didn’t know she’d die.

Honestly mommy, to you I’d never lie!

All I did was push her.

And on the floor she fell!

Don’t be like that mommy!

Condemning me to hell.

She got up and attacked me.

It wasn’t self-defense!

I did nothing to provoke her.

She was just crazy b***h!

So I hit her mommy.

And slammed her against the wall.

She tried to run away mommy,

What a stupid chicken.

So I chased her and I tackled her,

Beat her to the ground.

Now she’s dead.

So mommy, from behind these metal bars,

I tell you I’m sorry, I meant you no harm.