Love's perfect fool.

I can't separate the stanzas on this one. :(

I once enjoyed a love so fine;

More precious than a pearl.

But some guy dropped a witty line

And then I lost my girl.

She leaked out "I was nothing much,

More like a one-time fling."

Compared to his $weet lovin touch

I never meant a thing.

A friend of mine then taught me this:

That love's a lot like school.

For all your naive blundered bliss

She graded you a fool.

So with this lesson now you see

What brought me down to earth.

Some hot young babes turn out to be

More trouble than they're worth.

 

The moral: Don't put women on pedestals.