Sacred

Starring the Neighbor.

"Get off my property!" Her pink hair was meant for a 15 year old. Not thirty something.

"Excuse me? You just walked across my lawn twice. I came to talk to you calmly. And for an apology. I was being polite about it. Generous considering you walked across it twice."

My kid had to pee. Get off my lawn!"

Roll eyes in frustration. "On the way to the park too?"

She came in licking distance of my face. "Get off my property before I call the police!"

"I'll get off your lawn when I'm f*****g ready, b***h! I was being polite. No need for nasty."