The Tater Dictator

a Verse in 8 lines

Once there was a plump little dictator,

who enjoyed the nectar of the potater,

enormous of ego and tiny of chin,

affectionately known as ol' Poo Tin.

Encumbered neither of soul nor scruples,

he paid his troops in retreating rubles,

to flatten schools and maternity wards,

while advancing victoriously backwards.

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