Asked & Answered 51

at The Gate ...in 12 lines

St. Peter tests an Applicant

at the Gate.

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"What is your favorite flavor

of ice cream, Donald?"

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"After all the Bumps and Knocks I 

took, making America Great again,

Sweeping two Elections,

Cheated out of the Second,

you ask me ...that?"

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"Would you prefer I ask how

many Lies you told, at last count?"

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"Rocky Road."

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