Asked & Answered, Again~112

Evolving Creationism ...in 12 lines

"Why so glum, God?"

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"People have made a mess of things, Gabriel.

Wars, plagues, climate change."

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"Yeah, I never really got why You created 

people in the first place."

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"I didn't. They evolved."

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" ... They evolved?! Really!?"

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"No, not really. But that's why I created Darwin."

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"The Evolutionist? ... But, he's responsible 

for so many of Your disbelievers!"

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"Would you want the credit for creating

people, Gabriel?"

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