Asked & Answered, Again~149

Her Special therapy ...in 12 lines

McTherapy Zoom Session

"I'm a procrastinator, Dr. McQuick. Can you help me?"

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"I prefer the term, Crastinator, Karen. Are you a Pro or an Amateur?"

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"... Pro? Amateur? ...What's the difference?"

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"A pro-crastinator puts things off for good purpose. For example, 

if money is tight, you might put off the expense of repairing your car so you can buy groceries."

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" ...Whoa, ya got me. Actually I have been putting off repairing my car. Not because I can't afford it, 

but because ...I'm just plain lazy, I'm ashamed to say."

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"How do you get to work, to the supermarket, to a friend's place?"

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"Public transportation. It's great. I never have to worry about parking. Such a hassle in the city."

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"What other things have you put off?"

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" ...I've only been calling mother once a day ...not twice as she expects. ...I'm such a lousy daughter.

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"Twice is too much, parking's a needless stress, you're a Pro. Now let's work on your guilt."

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Author's Note

Haha, Are you a Pro or an Amateur?

Reviews

[willweb]

I think I am a little a both. I think I will go on the crastinator pro-am tour. : 0