Asked & Answered, Again~144

Who invented making love? ...in 12 lines

"Who invented ... making love, Pastor?"

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"Adam and Eve, Elsie. It's all right there

in your Book of Genesis."

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"Yes, yes, Pastor, I've read it of course,

but what, pray tell, made them,

you know ... think of it?"

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"'God said unto them, be fruitful and multiply.'"*

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"Yes, yes, but how did they know, you know,

how to ... be fruitful? Did God explain 

that unto them too?"

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"He didn't need to, Elsie.

"Adam came up with the idea when his fig leaf fell off."  

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*The Book of Genesis 1: 28