Asked & Answered, Again~118

A Breakup Riddle ...in 12 lines

"You look like a horse-dump, son. What's

got you so down in the hoof?"

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"Sue-Anne broke up with me."

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"Tough break, Pretty little filly."

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"Yeah, d****t. How do I get over her, Dad?"

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"You get right back up on the horse, son."

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" ... The horse being a new relationship?"

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"Yes, son. There's plenty o' fish in the sea."

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" ... So, now me and a fish are on a horse?"

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"Yeah, Yippee-ki-ay, smartass, and the three of you

are crossing the sea. Which one of you 

makes it to the other side?"

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Author's Note

Which one? ...