Asked & Answered, New~157

That'll clip those carnal thoughts ...in 12 lines

"Harper, how are you coming with those files I assigned you?"

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"Sorry boss, it's a slow drudge. All I can think about  

is making love to my girlfriend, Jade."

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"When I have those thoughts, I make it happen, Harper, 

so I can get back to my desk and focus."

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"So that explains your afternoon absences this week, huh?"

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" ...Uh, yeah."

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"That's not an option for me, Chief, what with you working me all 

these extra hours computerizing our dusty old files."

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"Think about something else, gardening, maybe that'll clip those carnal thoughts."

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"Won't work. Jade's got a tattooed rose on her sweet butt."

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"Tulip, actually. ...Oops."

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Author's Note

...a tulip by any other name, huh?

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Funny, and it is good to find you posting again.

Chris

[JD Major]

Thanks Chris, and it's good to be toasting your posting again.
(I tried my best to not write, it didn't stick :)

[Chris Shaw]

Ha! Once a writer, always a writer:)

[Thomas W Case]

Fantastic. I got my morning laugh.

[JD Major]

Thanks Thomas!