Asked & Answered, New~158

Friends with Benefits ...in 12 lines

Two buddies over beers

"Sue and I are stuck somewhere between 

Just-friends and TrueLove."

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"Yeah, Friends with Benefits. You lucky stiff!"

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"But I want more."

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"You've got it made, pal! You don't have to eat your vegetables 

to get dessert! Sue's hot! Snap out of it!"

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"Problem is, when she finally finds her TrueLove, as she

surely will one day, I'll be dumped."

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"You can't be dumped if you were never dumpable in 

the first place! FWB's aren't dumpable, they're dispensable."

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"Then I want to be dumpable damnit!"

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"Then declare your undying love for her, doofus!"

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Author's Note

What will our boy do? ...