Asked & Answered, Again~74

Life expectancy ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"At what age does a

midlife crisis begin, Dr. McQuick?"

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"Exactly halfway through life, Bob. 

39 for the average U.S. male 

who lives to be 78." 

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"But I have all the symptoms. Girls, 

sports cars, cool clothes is all I think about.

And I'm only 29!"

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"Bad news, pal, I'm sorry. I've seen this all too often."

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"...Huh? ...Bad News? ...Sorry?

What does it mean, Doc? Tell me."

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"Do the math, Bob."

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