Asked & Answered, New~165

Writer's Block! a (bleeping) b***h! ...in 12 lines

McQuick Zoom Therapy

"I'm locked, Dr. McQuick.

What the (bleep!) can I do?"

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" ...Locked, Ernest?"

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"Writer's block. It's a (bleeping!) b***h! A two-horned beast!"

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"As a general rule, is there a best time of day 

when you're most prolific?"

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"When the (bleeping!) moon rises in the sky. 

Two, three thousand words by midnight, no sweat!"

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"Have you tried changing your schedule?"

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"(Bleep!) To when, Dr. McQuack?! It's my golden time! 

It's not a moveable (bleeping!) beast!"

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"The (bleeping!) sun also rises, ya'old Hack!"

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