Asked & Answered, Again~93

a Quickening ...1n 12 lines

Macy's Department Store

"My hands are spinning too fast!"

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"Demon-possessed, are you, Ma'am?"

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"No! It's the hands on this clock you sold me, young man!"

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"Tell me, Ma'am, have you just had a Birthday?"

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"...Yes, how did you know?" 

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"I recently had a lady come in on her 

birthday with the same clock complaint."

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"Did you adjust her hands to normal spin?"

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"No, but her family physician did."

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"...Huh? ...How?"

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"He prescribed binge-streaming C-Span, and 

a read-thru of Tolstoy's War & Peace."

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