Asked & Answered, New~177

Sleep Trains ...in 12 lines

Two Buddies over Beers

"Omigod, Denny, you look like death 

took a poop on your face!"

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"Yeah, until last night, I haven't slept 

since I moved in across from 

the elevated trains."

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"Have you tried counting sheep?"

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"'Course I did, pal, but they're all riding the trains."

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"How about ear muffs?"

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"Can't. Dad's in the hospital. 

I'm expecting a call at any moment."

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" ...Wait a sec. How did you get to sleep last night?"

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"I rode the trains."

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