Asked & Answered, New~179

his sole fetish ...in 12 lines

Late-Night Radio

"Can you cure my feetish, Dr. Shirley?'

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"We don't use the term cure in Radio Phycology, Peter.

Oh, and by-the-by, it's fetish, not feetish."

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"But I have over 80 pairs of shoes, Doc, 

nearly a 100 if you include boots and slippers."

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" ...Ladies' or Mens'?"

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"Men's of course. I'm not one of those!"

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" ...Do you experience the urge to have relations with them?"

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"God no! Just the overwhelming urge to buy them, 

especially lace-ups. I can't stop!"

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"Why lace-ups?"

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"I get off on the tongues. Leather, not textile."

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