Asked & Answered~180

Intro or Extro Vert? ...in 12 lines

Late-Night Radio

"Can you help me get a girlfriend, Dr. Shirley?"

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"I can try, John. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?"

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"Neither. I'm an Advert."

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"... A what?"

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"I wear logos for a living.

Logoed jackets, hats, shirts, pants, shoes, socks.

Pay's good, but I never get past the kissing stage with a woman."

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"Why not? Lots of men, and women, wear logos."

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"It's more about where I wear them, Doc."

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" ...I don't understand."

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"My underwear sponsor is Softee,

the bathroom-tissue company."

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