Asked & Answered~227

the Mother of all Days! ...in 12 lines

"Have you called your mother yet today, Rob?"

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"I texted her a beautiful bouquet of Rose 'n Heart emojis, Honey!"

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" ...Texted?! Emojis?! Why didn't you call her?!"

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" ...Well ...you know ...I kinda got busy ...and, anyway, 

you know how she talks 'n talks 'n talks."

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"Omigod, I'd disown you if I were her!"

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"Now, now, Honey, don't say things you don't mean."

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"I mean it, Rob! Poor old dear. I'm going to call her right now!"

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" ... No! Wait! Put your phone down! I'll call her myself, right now!"

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" ...Oh ...my ...God! Thanks so very much for my lovely bouquet, Rob dearest!"

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" ...Where are you going, Honey?"

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"Upstairs to pack!"

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