The Witch with an Itch

Heady Mcdowel,

The one-eyed sow,

The Witch from County Kerry

Could not find a Bow

So wouldn't you know

She found a Zombie to marry.

He was kind-of green

And looked sort of mean

When he grunted in that Zombie way

But Heady thought it cute,

And said, "He's a hoot

When he takes me for a roll in the hay."

Well, all was fine

Until Zombie time

When Zombies want brains to eat.

Heady said, "NO!"

(For the first time, Ya Know?)

Then she tossed him out in the street.

But Zombies are persistent

And death resistant

So Heady was looking at doom.

But that Witch let fly

With a bolt from the sky

And now the Zombie's a broom.

JE Falcon

Reviews

[Robert Haigh]

A fun write, and very amusing! Thank you for sharing this!

[JE Falcon]

Thanks for the visit, Robert. We try at humor.

[Relic]

lol excellent job. I could never handle limerick type poems. You seem to have mastered it. Great writing!

[JE Falcon]

Thanks, a write for some past Halloween, me thinks.