The Day I Realized I Had Turned Into Billy Collins

as

I

picked

at my

orange chicken

and remembered

Billy Collins

lamenting

his

old

man

at the Chinese restaurant

so

appropriately

reading 

Blindness

I realized

that

North America’s 

worst f*****g poet

and

I

had yet another thing

in common

ah

f**k

Reviews

[Gee]

Had to Google him, read " an introduction to poetry" and could relate fully to the last few lines :)

[John Sullivan]

Ahaha, thanks man. Yeah, people sure love that Billy Collins. Signs and wonder.

[Thomas W Case]

Brilliant. Thoroughly enjoyed.

[Neville]

Damm .. now if that aint enlightenment I dunno wot is .. Bloomin brill squire n I aint talkin fish neither .. N

[Buddhistboy73]

Not sure who Billy Collins is, but this made me chuckle with its down to earth and humorous vibe...thanks for sharing...

BB73

[RomaJ]

This poem actually made me laugh! love the humor and self-aware wit!

[John Sullivan]

Thank you so much, Ms. RomaJ! We must laugh while we may, it's good for us. Thanks for reading.