Maths is Nowt

Maths Is Nowt

Hey you teacher wot's this about,
this maffs is adding all to nowt
I don't need to divide and add,
it never hurt me mum or me dad
 
I can get along just fine
wiff me ciggies me beer and me wine
I don't need a proppa education
thats de stuff of the toffs of the nation
 
I can rely on my instinct and wits
and me wife will rely on her enormous big tits
As we are dependant on the states generosity
that which we defend with total ferocity
 
I know all my rights and my next handout
and if it is late you'll sure hear me shout
Maffs is for tossers who want a good job
not us the people them rich b******s rob
 
I will get by without bovver from you or the state
and bludge the odd ciggy and beer from a mate
I can survive on this country's stupidity
fueling my life's dependence fluidity
 
Never having to read spell or add
I'll turn out just fine like me mum and dad