Modern Art

I dunno, just thought about shitting in a can really... Didn't intend to write anything good.

It is art
to produce enough faeces to fill ninety cans,
and have forty-five of them explode over tourists.
It is art
to set a dead human body up on stage
like it is performing in a still ballet.
It is art
to not vacuum the floor
leaving huge piles of dust.
It is art
to pickle a shark
and leave it floating in a tank.
It is art
to piss in something
then sign your name on it.

Author's Note

Simple, but wasn't trying to make it anything else.