Scy-Fi, and the world's worst pick-up line

When Ezekial saw the wheel
did he ask the little green men
what stars are made of?

When Elijah entered the chariot's
cockpit, did he set the controls
for the heart of the Sun?

When Columbus saw the sphere,
burning over the night sea,
did he believe?

That aliens exist.

Hey there beautiful,
ever been anal probed?
Do you want to be?

(cue Theremin music)