To the Beach.A Story by JazEliEli- Ahhh what a nice day to be sexxy! Jas- Ah well of course, it’s a good thing there’s a lot of hot guys at the beach today hmm Eli- I know well ima go change so they can see my incredibly awesome body k i'll be right back Jas- 'Kay ill just lay here sunbathing ‘till you get back. Or maybe not, some guy-cute guy- is checking me out Eli- Okay well if you’re going to leave send me a text so ill know*walks to go change* Jaz- Oh hey, take a guess cutie Dude- Could you're name be Honey? Because you’re looking sweet to me. (I just made that up MUAHAH) Jaz- *giggles* Um no, take another guess Dude- Could it be Lolly because you make my heart opo I mean pop, you make my heart pop! Jaz- Hahaha okay I’ll stop you from embarrassing yourself further. It’s...*phone buzzes* *Jaz holds up finger to dude* Hello? Oh hey yanels! Eli- JAM come and help me there’s this really ugly dude that won’t leave me alone! I mean I know I’m hot but seriously he needs a bib! HELP ME! Jaz- Oh my god I’m on my way! *hangs up* *turns to dude* Hey...*flirts* Want to come meet my friend? Dude- If you tell me your name first. Jaz- I'll tell you as soon as we help my friend. Deal? Dude- Deal Jaz- Ok lets go *grabs dudes arm and walks towards where Eli is at* ------------------------------------------------- Eli- JAM! *turns to ugly dude* Hey I would love to stay but my friend is here for me so I have to go k bye *runs to Jam* *dude and Jaz walks towards Eli* Jaz- Hey, ‘kay so ready to go? *turns to ugly dude* Yah, so sorry, but uh we have somewhere else to be so bye! *three of us walk quickly away towards ice cream shop* Dude- What was that about? who was that? Jaz- No need to ask questions just walk Dude- o.o Jaz- Oh right Sorry, but uh I didn’t quite catch your name..? Dude- Well I don’t know yours either *smirks* Jaz- Riiiight the deal. Jasmine. *smiles* Dude- Like the flower? Eli- Naw like the sweaty ugly guy -.- Jaz- *rolls eyes * Yes like the flower. so your name? dude- Jace. Jaz * eyes light up* I love that name Eli- Sorry to intrude in your lovely- dovey- I -don’t -know "who- you- are "sexy- stranger- name -game but I want ice cream *drags you and Jace to shop* K so Card what do you want? Jam- Whose card? Eli- *Points to dude* Him dude- Me? What? Eli- 'Cuz your name is Jace so Ace and Ace is a Card so your new name is Card. *proud smile* Jam -. . . . . . Eli- So what do u guys want? ill order. *Jaz and Jace remain silent* Jace- Well that’s a new one Eli- What is? Jace- Nickname Eli- How Jace- Usually they say Chase, also a card, but it sounds more like Jace so they keep mistaking me for Chase *shrugs* Jaz- *snorts* Ha, sorry. *coughs to cover up laugh* Jace- *looks at Jaz pointedly* Jaz- Sorry *looks apologetically* it’s just that Chase/Jace, that was a good one *smiles* Jace- *rolls eyes* I want chocolate mint. Jaz- I'll get chocolate malted *looks at Eli* Eli- Okay I’ll go order now go find a table I’ll be right there. *Jace and Jam walk away.* Eli- ‘KAY so mint, malt and a vanilla. Ice cream man- What? Eli- *sigh* One chocolate peppermint One chocolate malted And one vanilla Ice dude- Okay *goes to get order* Eli- *looks around then realizes she’s still in a bikini* Maybe I should have put on a shirt... Ice dude- Okay here is your order that’s 3 dollars. Eli- *pays guy* Thank you *walks to table* Okay here’s your pepper, here’s your malt. *Eli about to sit when lil' kid comes running making her ice cream fall on her* Eli- DAMN YOU LITTLE KID! *gets napkins trying to get rid of ice cream* Ahhhh so sticky!!!!! *all guys stare* Eli- *eye twitch* LOOK AWAY PERVS! Jam- Uhhhhhh Card- Uhhhhhh Eli- I’ll be back ima go take a shower k? Jam- ‘Kay Jace- *whispers* Where does she think she'll take a shower? Jaz- *shrugs* She'll find a way. *takes a bite of ice cream and moans in delight* Jace- *looks at Jaz and gulps* Jaz- What? Jace- *clears throat, shifts seats* N-nothing *voice cracks* Jaz- Did you see how ice cream boy was totally checking her out? Jace- *grunts* Jaz- *mutters* Such a guy.. (At pier) _______________________________________________________________ Eli- Ugh stupid kid made me drop my ice cream! now to find a sho- oomph Eli- Huh sorry I wasn’t looking Dude- It’s okay actually can you help me? I’m looking for a guy maybe you've seen him. Eli- Um ‘kay what’s he look like? Dude- *describes guy* Eli-...Do you know his name? Dude- Ya its Jace... Eli- I might have heard of him but ill only tell you if you help me find a shower. Dude- Okay lets go on an adventure! Eli- KAYYYYYYY *Eli and dude find shower* Eli- ‘Kay jus gimme a min and I’ll take you to him *Eli takes shower* Eli- That’s better- ‘kay lets go find Card. Dude- o.o Eli- What’s wrong with your face? Dude- -.-' Eli- Seriously, what’s wrong with it Dude- *sigh* nothing So how do you know Jace? Is he like a close friend of yours? Eli- Ha!-no. My friend and him are like, soul mates or something Dude- For how long? Eli- *checks skin watch* Hmm about 45 min. Dude- Oh. Eli- You? How do you know card Dude- Jace. Eli- whatever *Eli and dude step in ice cream shop* ----------------------------------------------- Jace-...and that’s why dude- Thats why what? *Jace jumps in seat, startled* Jaz- ELI! *looks at dude* ...and another cutie. Hello there *waves* Eli- Hey jam, Yo Card this dude was looking for you... Card- Uh uh uh uh why did you bring him here? Eli- *evil smirk* Because his magical hands helped me in the shower. Jaz- *whispers to Jace* Told you she finds a way Card-... Eli *bursts out laughing* Hahaha just kidding he just helped me find it that’s all. Dude- Hey Jace, see u have quite a catch here, willing to share? card- Back off man she’s mine dude-Whoa protective much Eli- Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dude- I was talking about the ice cream anyways Jace- *blushes* *Jaz and Eli snicker* Jace- So uh anyways what you doing here man? Eli- Card you retard, I brought him here ‘cuz he was looking for you dah Jace- *turns red* I meant WHY Eli- Why i brought him here? Didnt i tell you already? Jace- *says in annoyance* Why he was looking for me. Jaz-Calm down people. *turns to dude* SO who exactly are you Dude- Oh my bad I’m Brew. Eli- OKAY so Coffee why were you looking for Card? Dude- *sputters* Coffee what!?! Eli- ‘Cuz you brew coffee... Card- Yaaaa she has a way with names. Coffee- Tell me about it. Okay so I was looking for Jace because I have to give him back this*pulls out suspicious packet.* Jace- Wait don’t tell me that’s- Coffee- Yes that is that Eli and jam- What? Jaz- What what? What is that? Jace? *Card and Coffee stare at each other* Coffee- Go ahead Jace, tell 'em. Card- *clears throat* It’s um, its uh a package? Eli- *rolls eyes and mutters* Goodness, this dude Jaz- *stares pointedly at Jace* Okay..we see that. What’s...in...it...Jace? *Jaz spoke slowly but surely* Jace- *turns a light shade of green* Its..it’s a package of wedding invitations... Eli- *eyes wide* Oh your getting married Coffee? Brew- *sputters* N-not me. I’m single! *blushes* Eli- *raises eyebrow* Jaz- Well okay then so what’s the big deal Jace. *shifts her eyes* Make sure you don’t throw up on me. The package is full of wedding invitations for...? Jace- My wedding *he squeaked* Eli- WHAT! Jam- *tries to control anger* And you're getting married to whom? Card- To......her *points to girl who is walking towards them* Eli- Why are you marring her? Card- Because I’m the heir to a major company and my parents don’t want ugly children hence why I’m marring her. Jam- Do you like her? Card-...No I hate her Girl- Jace lovely seeing you here, Hello Brew. Jace and Brew- Hello Eli- Hi I'm Eli and I wanted to say *Punches her straight in the nose causing a huge cracking noise* TAKE THAT BEACH! Eli- ‘Kay there problem solved so where were we? Jaz- ...... Jace and Brew- ........ Eli- What? She deserves it. J az- ...How? Eli- *shrugs* For being hateful. I don’t know Jaz-*with thoughtful expression* Jace and Brew- *mouths hanging open* Jaz- That was a nice right hook. A little messy, but its gotta hurt. Nice *touches knuckles with Eli* Eli- Thanks *exhales on knuckles then brushes it off on her shoulder sleeve* *Jace and Brew recover from their shock* Brew- HELL YAH! That was awesome *looks at Eli with admiration* Jace- *flops mouth like fish* WHAT THE HELL! SHE'S MY FIANCE !! Jaz- *looks at Jace with hurtful expression but completely changed it with a blank look. Not before Eli and Brew saw* Brew- *coughs awkwardly* Eli- idiot *she hissed at card* I ought to knocked you unconscious *glares* Jaz- Oh that’s right..she's still on the floor... Girl- *moans in pain* Ahhhhhhhhhh Jace- Hey are you okay? Girl- Huh who are you? Jace- I’m Jace...your fiancé.... Girl- What but I’m a maid how can I be your fiancé?!? Jace- What are you talking about? Girl- *passes out* Eli- Cool she thinks she’s a maid Jace- That’s not okay! Now my parents are going to find someone else gahhhhh Eli- *grabs jam* Yes and this is going to be her, watch be here tomorrow same time and ill show u the new and improved Jam!!! MUAHAHA *Eli drags Jam away* Jam- *mouths sorry* (END OF PART ONE! c: )
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