the meaning of life....

hilarious quote i came across so funny .......

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." 
So God agreed. 

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed. 

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." 
And God agreed again. 

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" 

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." 

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. 

Life has now been explained to you.

- Unknown

Author's Note

well read it an weep O{
i jest +>
and sorry for the background that was only way to past it.

Reviews

[Rene Salinas]

All fun and games mate a good find.

As for the pasting you can always extract the text and then edit it.

[Joe_VILOT_]

it would be kind of you to tell me how.
Thank's cheers.

[Rene Salinas]

Simplest thing would be to ctrl + c then ctrl + v onto a notepad , as notepad has no formatting to speak off then you can copy paste to site without any issues best of luck.

[Joe_VILOT_]

thank ya will do that now Rene Salinas
ciao

[Joe_VILOT_]

tried much to no avail O{

[Rene Salinas]

Joe mate, I am assuming you are getting it from a website. I am assuming you are using a native notepad, when copy to notepad it should remove all formating then review writing completely delete the exsisting one and copy from notepad only the text. If those are the steps you followed it should not be adding any extra code.