Tiki Doldrums

Woke up on a raft in a motel pool

Booze ran out, I threw a tantrum or two

Punched at the sky 'til it turned black and blue

Manager Greg says "Go back to your room"

Phone keeps ringing, I turn off the sound

World keeps turning, I lie on the ground

I had my turn, but I turned it down

I found myself where I can't be found