Draggin' Butt

Beware, secretaries out there....

Doctor, Doctor, did you hear?
There's a new infection coming near.

It starts with a flush and then a blush,
Then gets down right scaly in a rush.

It's nothing other than the dreaded disease.
It's called Dragon Butt, if you please.

First you're numb
About the bumb.

Then you itch!
What a b***h.

Then out grows the scales,
Watch out for the tails!

Just heed this warning, secretaries out there,
Dragon Butt can catch you unaware.

Look out for the numbness, the itching, the scales.
Avoid the dryness, the burning, and flails.

There's nothing worse to work all day,
Draggin' Butt, is no way to play.

Author's Note

For a spectacular secretary who asked to remain nameless
You know who you are, Darnit :D
Jan 13

Reviews

[John Jackson (El Juero)]

Yes...I feel it!

[FJ Davis]

Very clever and nicely executed, Judy.
Your writer's bag of tricks grows larger.

[Jeremy Wyatt]

Well Judy, I like the way it changes from dragon to dragging, as after some butt punishment for poor productivity, my poor behind would probably be draggin' like a shock absorber up my bum had snapped, great pome great word choice x

[imawriter]

This is really a cute and funny poem. However, I am just a little bit confused. The title is Draggin Butt, but then in the third stanza you refer to it as Dragon Butt. I'm sure it's just a typo, but you might want to fix that.

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

Loved the flow to this humorous poem!

[emmajoy]

Love it .. fun and clever, a rib tickling warning to secretaries everywhere .. look out - Judy P. is onto you!!!

[D. Pesek]

haha this was good! I really enjoyed reading it. The rhyme scheme was perfect and the humor kept me thoroughly intrigued. Nice job!

[KAREN]

Hahahahahaha! Love the name of the poem, nice flow as well! Great humorous poem!!

[Kiri Nells]

Hilarious! What an inside joke that must be! Good flow and fun rhymes.
Kiri

[ice]

When I read the title I thought this might be about my dog, who thinks draaggin butt on the floor is a fun game.
I saw after I read it, that it was about a person..movin' slow-draggin butt..
Funny stuff..
enjoyed