Draggin' Butt

A Poem by Judy Ponceby

Beware, secretaries out there....

Doctor, Doctor, did you hear?
There's a new infection coming near.

It starts with a flush and then a blush,
Then gets down right scaly in a rush.

It's nothing other than the dreaded disease.
It's called Dragon Butt, if you please.

First you're numb
About the bumb.

Then you itch!
What a b***h.

Then out grows the scales,
Watch out for the tails!

Just heed this warning, secretaries out there,
Dragon Butt can catch you unaware.

Look out for the numbness, the itching, the scales.
Avoid the dryness, the burning, and flails.

There's nothing worse to work all day,
Draggin' Butt, is no way to play.